Next week, I am PITCHING A TV SHOW FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, driving around town telling various smart and important people about my images and characters and thoughts, in the hopes of someday getting …
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A Gemini Prepares
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WHY TO GO TO THE DENTIST
I don’t know who went and told my dentist that I’m badly in need of positive affirmations these days, but this was yesterday: MY DENTIST, after examining my teeth: Wow. Everything’s looking great. You’re doing …
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Placebo Organizer
I am now taking so many vitamins and supplements that I require a cheery little carrier. All doctor and FDA approved, I take one with food in the morning, one in the morning without food …
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GROWN UP EGG HUNT
Morrison and I are in prep mode for the giant Easter potluck / egg hunt we’re hosting Sunday, in which we’re going to revel in all of our friend’s children for four hours THEN POLITELY …
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I am Guilty Of
There’s a thing I do, as a contemporary robot person with robot computer phone brain and human heart, that I would like to stop doing. And so, like most things that I don’t enjoy about …
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I don’t know why or when
I found this picture amongst my things, and I’m not totally sure Why or When it was: But given my tanned legs / popped hip, I think I can surmise that it was taken at …
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Why I’m Tired
I hate it when people are like, I’m so busy and tired, here’s why I’m so busy and tired, and yet, I feel compelled to document the absurdity that was January. And so I’ve gathered these facts, …
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Patterns
Me: I know that the way I’m thinking about this is Crazy — Therapist: Let’s not call it ‘Crazy.’ Let’s call it…..’Consistent with your Patterns.’ Me:…WHICH ARE CRAZY? Therapist:…which are your Patterns. Me: But are …
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All of it
I would like to document this Look that I’ve been curating since I was wee enough to pull off purple pants: It’s sort of a winning, curious combination of questions, like: Is she being cute, …
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MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
To whoever thought to invent number shaped cookie cutters: CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME INTO MY WILL, IF NOT MY LIFE’S WORK, IF NOT MY LEGACY. You were probably a 19th century Grandma who one morning bent …