If: right before bed you buy wee clothes for a baby shower, get home, eat a fistful of blueberries then trip on your gym shoes on your way into bed, Then: you will dream that …
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If / Then
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here is my essay on Privilege
The internets are a buzz with this Time Article, Why I’ll Never Apologize for my White Privilege. It’s written by a freshman at Princeton, who is very much just learning how to use his big words. …
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essentials
When you think about it, I guess it is kind of frivolous that we spend cash money on flowers to put in our houses, but also when you think about it, it’s a small price …
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File under Want
(But not really) (But kind of)
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When Bad feels Good
The other night I was driving home, shuffling through m’tunes, and happened upon this Phosphorescent song, Too Sick to Pray. Almost a year ago, while going through a drug out break up and a pretty …
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It’s gonna be GREAT
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Today’s Portmanteau
Yesterday I learned a new word: Portmanteau: N: a combination of two words into one new word. Also yesterday I invented a Portmanteau. REINDEERVOUS: when two people meet up for the sole purpose of locating …
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You are 31 going on 32
Next week there is a LIVE THREE HOUR BROADCAST OF THE SOUND OF MUSIC STARRING CARRIE UNDERWOOD? I will be watching / puking / cheering / judging / singing along. MOM: YOU IN?
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In Preparation
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DEAR PEOPLE
DON’T EVER DO BLACKFACE NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN NOT EVEN IF YOU’RE FAMOUS AND IT’S KIND OF BRONZE FACE SO YOU THINK IT’S FINE JUST DON’T DO IT