JESUS: (to his disciples): YOU GUYS! IT’S ME! I’m alive!
Disciples: Whoa, what?
JESUS: I’m alive!
Disciples: WHAT?! THIS IS AMAZING!
JESUS: April foolsssssss! I totally had you guys.
Disciples: Wait, Are you alive or are you not alive?
JESUS: Ah, man, I LOVE April Fools! I got big plans today. Now who wants to come around with me and tell people the earth is ROUND?
Disciples: That’s hysterical! Obviously all of us.