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ACTUAL PICTURE OF THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD
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Cousinhood of the traveling overalls!
A few months ago, I happened upon these childrens’ overalls in a vintage store, and obviously I bought them because HOW COULD YOU NOT. My idea: to send them to darling nephew Luke, in the …
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tv is the new black
Hear ye, Hear ye: Queen Sugar on OWN and Atlanta on FX are the best new shows on TV this fall, and I WRITE for a show new to TV this fall (I selfishly and …
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‘MATER SHOW!
Last year I had the pleasure of writing a web series for the lovely Paten Hughes, an actor slash tomato farmer, about, well, an actor slash tomato farmer, who tries to find a new life …
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Q:
WHAT DO GOATS AND MORRISON HAVE IN COMMON? A. THEY DON’T LOVE TO HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN SO JUST GRAB IT WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU CAN ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE FOOD
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LISA FRANK HAS A CLOTHING LINE
I REPEAT, LISA FRANK HAS RELEASED A CLOTHING LINE I CAN FINALLY WEAR MY LEOPARD BABY TRAPPER KEEPER AS PANTS
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He knows.
If there were ever a question re: whether or not Morrison knows the insides of my soul, for my birthday he gifted me with Cake, Dress, and House cookie cutters, and also two vintage Heinz …
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NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
There is a part of me that really really hopes that someone calls this number and ten minutes later finds themselves standing on Hollywood Boulevard, SHINING WITH MYSTERIOUS FAMOUS PERSON LIGHT.
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COLORFLEURS
My parents sent me these beautiful and unique roses that can only be described as Unicorn Bait for my impending birthday, which is Monday, not that I’m a person who cares about my birthday or …
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HEY GIRL HEY
US ‘ROYS MADE A BOOK OF MONOLOGUES! BUY IT HERE!
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