mama pie

Today, on my life as a toddler chef, this oatmeal banana bake which Joe has aptly named, MAMA PIE. Mama pie serves as a stand-in for actual Mama when she must work or can’t pick you up because of her sciatica because she did not conceive you until she was 38 years young, for various life reasons. Mama pie features mashed bananas, chia seeds, cinnamon, love and guilt. Warm it for ten seconds in the microwave, sprinkle with berries, maple syrup to later rub into your hair. Enjoy. If you want another slice, simply scream at the top of your tiny lungs, MORE. PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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