HOW TO KEEP BOTH HANDS AND SPIRIT SOFT

• Select a hand lotion whose smell lifts and restores your spirit, like this one, gifted to me by my very thoughtful mom, which smells EXACTLY like pink lemonade cake
• Apply the lotion occasionally throughout the day, both restoring your spirit, and your hands
• Linger at the smell, remember Cake
• EAT YOUR HANDS
• ACTUALLY EAT THEM