Morrison: Hey, so I was thinking it’d nice if you took some time off from working over the holidays.
Me:….what? No. Why?
Morrison: okay Scrooge. Because it’s Christmas? And that’s what’s normal regular people do?
Me: I mean, I’m not going to work Christmas DAY. I’m not a MONSTER.
Morrison: no, I mean like, take a substantial amount of time off.
Me: interesting. So I could just….not work?
Morrison: yeah, exactly, and we could all just like hang out as a family!
Me: I am REALLY liking this idea.
Morrison: oh good, I think it’ll be really nice to — wait, what’re you doing?
Me: I’m making a list of all of the things I want to get done while I’m not working.
(Morrison is silent and all knowing as I fill in my own blanks)
Me: OH GOD, I AM A MONSTER