- Baby will start to turn towards sound
- Baby will start to grasp the concept of cause and effect
- ‘Baby can SENSE WHEN YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM, AND WHEN YOU’RE NOT, so going forward, for the rest of your life, never stop paying attention to him
- Baby will start to be able to hold his head up
- Baby will soon roll over, laugh
- Baby will start keeping his bedroom door shut to you
- Baby will starting asking if he can go to Lance’s house after school
- Baby will start taking college pre-reqs at the local community college
- Baby will register for a political party
- Baby will form a belief system separate from yours
- BABY, HOWEVER, CANNOT STOP HIMSELF FROM EXPLOSIVELY POOPING UP HIS OWN BACK, WHICH YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CLEAN FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE
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