Baby will start to grasp the concept of cause and effect
‘Baby can SENSE WHEN YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM, AND WHEN YOU’RE NOT, so going forward, for the rest of your life, never stop paying attention to him
Baby will start to be able to hold his head up
Baby will soon roll over, laugh
Baby will start keeping his bedroom door shut to you
Baby will starting asking if he can go to Lance’s house after school
Baby will start taking college pre-reqs at the local community college
Baby will register for a political party
Baby will form a belief system separate from yours
BABY, HOWEVER, CANNOT STOP HIMSELF FROM EXPLOSIVELY POOPING UP HIS OWN BACK, WHICH YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CLEAN FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE