IT’S REAL. FINALLY, SOME PROOF. It’s not the people voting twice we have to worry about, nor the Zombies, it is the BABIES. They’re crawling to the booths in vast numbers, demanding more bright and contrasting colors, organic mashed pears, they’re coloring in the bubbles outside of the lines, they’re whispering Yes on Prop this and no on Prop That in their parents’ ears, they are CORRUPTING THIS ELECTION. QUICK LET’S PASS SOME LAWS THAT MAKE IT HARDER FOR BABIES TO VOTE