I have never in my life felt more engaged in an election, probably because I want to shape and preserve the world for my son, so that he might grow up in a country where there is clean air, where there is empathy and equality, where he has the freedom, as an adult, to TAKE HIS MOTHER TO FUTURE COURT FOR POSTING SO MANY* PICTURES OF HIM ON THE INTERNET WHEN HE WAS A BABY.

*CONSIDERING HOW CUTE HE IS, I TRULY BELIEVE I HAVE SHOWN REMARKABLE RESTRAINT.