Baby is not moving: Me: WHAT’S WRONG, ARE YOU OKAY?

Baby is moving A LOT: Me: WHAT’S WRONG, ARE YOU OKAY?

Baby is moving a regular amount: Me: SOMETHING MUST REALLY BE WRONG, ARE YOU TRYING TO SIGNAL ME THROUGH MY ACTUAL UTERUS THAT YOU ARE IN DISTRESS?

Hummingbird flies by the window: Me: IS IT A SIGN?!

Baby moves after bird flies by the window: Me: DO YOU LIKE BIRDS?

Baby moves more after this question: Me: I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE FINDING BIRDS FOR YOU