HI did you know that women are actually typically pregnant for NOT 9 months, but actually more like 10 – 10.5 months and for some reason we have all accepted and perpetuated this time myth / lie and ALSO DID YOU KNOW THE MOVIE NINE MONTHS WAS WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND PRODUCED BY MEN? OKAY BYE, OFF TO (happily / gratefully / swollenly) ACCIDENTALLY DROP AND SHATTER FULL GLASSES OF WATER AND WONDER IF I STILL HAVE TOES FOR THE NEXT 4-6 WEEKS (but really if someone would confirm for me that I in fact do still have toes that would be great) 💙