PROS:

• Fresh eggs every day, Easter every day
• Pets that feed you
• giving the chickens names
• building a chicken house
• Getting to tell people about your chickens
• Having people say wow, you have chickens!
• Telling people the names of all of your chickens

CONS:

• Coyotes
• my inability to ultimately protect my chickens from Coyotes
• My lack of time to fully research what is actually takes to raise and keep chickens
• The fact that were I to get chickens, I would ultimately forget that we had them, then remember one day, frantically run outside, find them eaten by coyotes
• The fact that if you have chickens, you have to tell people about them
• The amount of time it takes to tell people the names of all of your chickens
• Becoming a person who only talks about their chickens
• Becoming a person who only talks about their chicken’s eggs
• NO WAIT I WANT TO BE THAT PERSON
• FINE BUT I’LL MAYBE WAIT FOR RETIREMENT