Attn: all industry colleagues: I just realized we’ve been doing it all wrong. We’ve been sleeping on the term ‘Show Business,’ we’ve been letting it die. When asked what we do, we say we are writers, actors, directors. Next time someone is like:

Someone: So what do you do?

Be like:

You: I’m in SHOW BUSINESS!

Someone: Cool! I’m a human rights lawyer.

You: …Well I’m in SHOW BUSINESS!

Don’t be sad when the human rights lawyer walks away. Just keep shouting SHOW BUSINESS! Until someone comes to Network with you.