Hi, were you wondering were my Cat likes to hang out? OF COURSE YOU WERE. MY therapist recently advised me to pet Cracker whenever I felt anxious or overwhelmed, as nothing is more grounding or satisfying. And it’s as if the dude read my mind. It only took a year, but Cracker is now super into our couch. For months he cuddled himself into corners and shoes and piles of tents in the garage, and then finally he was like, oh, COUCHES ARE MAYBE SOFT, AND FOR SITTING / LYING DOWN. And now he just chills there all day, namely when I’m watching TV, and honestly it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I’ve had snickerdoodle ice cream AND been to Thailand.
I HAVE SEVEN THOUSAND MORE / PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN / PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR OWN EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE