I am 2.5 weeks into whatever this migraine / sinus / allergy brain fog situation is, which feels like approximately one day short of forever. Having snorted all of the Sudafed and prescription nasal decongestants in East Los Angeles, I am desperately turning to Natural Remedies, such as:

• sticking my face over bowls of hot water
• Eucalyptus and Oregano oil
• standing alone in the kitchen at work eating whole cookies but in sections, walking away, walking back, eating more sections of cookies
• going to acupuncture, finding it a bit calming if not forever-taking for 45 minutes, REALIZING I LOST MY WALLET AND THEN PANICKING ABOUT HOW TO PAY THE ACUPUNCTURIST
• SHOUTING AT ALEXA TO PLAY ENYA THE MOMENT I GET HOME