We are currently trying to write our vows amidst the madness of where to sit who and who to sit where and which picture of what and how many of each and where to go when. So far we’ve got:

bride: ….ahhhhhh

groom:….aaahhhhAAHHHaaaahhhh

bride: AHHHHHHHHH

groom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bride: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

groom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

bride / groom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Reverend: okay great, I now pronounce you —

bride / groom: EEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (faint at same time)