LAY OFF MY NUTS!

I would just like to go on record and say that I would like to always be the day before Thanskgiving, a surprise day off work, and I would like to spend this only always day toasting pecans and only ever smell toasted pecans and basically just surround myself with them, use them as currency, get paid in them to toast them. I would like to reek of them and get chased around by grandmas and squirrels and THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I BE TRULY HAPPY.

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