I want to use more of my brain. We all do. There’s a whole Scarlet Johansson movie about it, which means that it’s based in a universal truth. And now there is this scary new miracle drug with a scary Artificial Intelligence name SYNAGEN IQ that improves your memory / brain function, to the point where we will all essentially be X men with encyclopedic brains and absurdly high SAT scores. Even Stephen Hawking is using it. They won’t technically ‘release the ingredients’ or ‘provide any result data,’ but still. Placing aside the societal implications and potential side effects, sign me up for clinical trial WHERE? Even if I have a foot growing from my head AT LEAST I WILL KNOW EVERYTHING AND ALSO BE MEMORABLE.