1. It exists. And it’s beautiful.

2. It is surrounded by Amish people, who make a great sandwich.

3. My parents and I went wine tasting in it.

4. They serve you cheezits and vanilla wafers as pairings.

5. A lot the plots used to be on tobacco farms. I love this. Trading one vice for another.

6. Some of the vineyards boast that they are like Napa, like Sonoma, but with less pretense about the wine. More cheezits, and with sections on their tasting menus like ‘Fun and Creative’ wines.

7. There is TV or feature idea in here somewhere that I must crack but I

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