Accountant: So I’ve finished your first quarterly review…
Me: okay great! So you’ve counted how many quarters I have. I have a lot of quarters. Parking and laundry for DAYZ Y’ALL.
Accountant: ….No. Quarterly. Review. I explained this to you.
Accountant:…..So, I need to run an additional payroll, you’re about $30,000 behind in taxes.
Accountant: You owe 30K. In taxes. To the Government.
Me: ….what? WHY?
Accountant: Because of your income bracket and because you are an American.
Me: …But where does that money come from?
Accountant:….your Business Account.
Me: But do I HAVE to pay them?
Accountant:………Yes. You have to pay them.
Me:….So my money is not really my money.
Accountant: You still there?