Every time I wear a sweater, I can’t help but think of my favorite euphemism for boobs, which, of course, is Sweater Cows. (Runners up: fun bags, knockers, BAZOOOOOOOKAS.) Now, I will never get back the five minutes I just spent looking at pictures of cow sweaters, but I DO now have a favorite cow sweater on all of the internet:
So yeah. That’s what I like to call TIME WELL SPENT.