I WILL JUST HAVE

Note: a man in Florida challenged himself to order the most elaborate and expensive Starbucks drink there ever was. He added on and on until he had an 83 DOLLAR LATTE. Don’t he look pleased with hisself?

And so Today, on completely uncalled for moral superiority:

To the lady in front of me whose tone while ordering her coffee could only be described as lackadaisical, while I’M TRYNA GET MY COFFEE AND GET TO WORK:

Consider NOT ordering as such: ‘Ummmmm…..

Uhhhh……

UmmUhhh…..

I’ll just have…..

Uh…….

I’ll just have a grande soy decaf sugar free caramel macchiato with an extra shot no foam and a shot of sugar free vanilla in a large cup.’

LADY  THERE IS FACT NOTHING JUST ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID. JUST IMPLIES MODESTY. GUESS WHAT IS JUST? MY JUST A REGULAR COFFEE.

OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYY!

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