Being one of the world’s most gullible people, April Fools is not my best day. Not only do I believe most everything I’m told, I also can’t bear for someone to think I’m serious when kidding, so my April Fools go like I’MPREGNANTJUSTKIDDING. I’m not complaining though: I’d rather be gullible than deeply distrustful, but still, I should perhaps find more of a happy medium. I’d like to say more on the subject, but I really must away as all my friends are pregnant and engaged and engaged to be pregnant and they’re giving out free houses and cars at Target. BYEEEEE!

