THE COFFEE SONG!

For those moments when you really really need iced coffee but you’re on a deadline and you can’t so much leave your house: THIS STUFF!

It’s awesome. But note, it’s a CONCENTRATE, and should be mixed with water, not like, chugged straight from the bottle, which I in fact at first accidentally did. LABELS, WHO READS ‘EM? Also note that it should never, I repeat never be consumed after 4 pm, lest you end up in bed at midnight singing the coffee song, which in fact goes like

WHY DID YOU DRINK THAT COFFEEEEEEE

YOU SHOULDNTA DRANK THAT COFFEEEEE

BUT YOU DRANK THAT COFFEE

YOU DRANK THAT COFFEE

YOU SHOULDNTA DRANK THAT COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Which I have never sung in bed aloud at all especially not the other night after accidentally chugging this iced coffee concentrate  after 4pm.

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