ALERT ALERT ALERT. A startup in San Fran, ManServant, rents Gentlemen for $125/ hour to women who want to be treated like ladies. Like, for really. You can hire a handsome man in a tux to pour you champagne / open doors for you / compliment you every fifteen minutes (he is required to, and it happens like clockwork.) I am equal parts horror and fascination. A hilarious writer lady tried the service out and then wrote about it, and you should pretty much just read about it Here. But real quick, here’s an excerpt from her date (note: before your ‘date’ you can pick attributes of and assign qualities to your gentleman, like for example, maybe you want him to be a chivalrous dead president:)
Theodore Roosevelt: So how are you ladies doing tonight?
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