1.) IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
2.) HERE’S WHAT I WANT:
To write a musical with the Miranda Lambert. Like with her, but also with her music. It will be just like American Idiot but with cut off jean skirts / songs about biscuits / falling in love / falling in love with biscuits. Seriously, this a really good idea that I’ve fully had for all of five minutes but that I’m going to keep thinking about. I feel weirdly connected to this lady and her music. CAN I PLEASE HAVE IN A BOX, WITH BOW?