WHATEVER PANTS.

Say, do you not live alone or with a significant other? Has it dawned on your that your roommates probably do not want to see your butt? You need WHATEVER PANTS! Whatever pants are loose, comfortable, and hide your offensive body while you do your laundry or pensively eat peanut butter from the jar.

How was your day, roommate? Whatever.

Are these dishes clean or dirty? Not sure, whatever.

What’re you up tonight? What does it look like I’m up to? I’m wearing these pants.

All.

Night.

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