Dear Ryan Reynolds,

As you probably don’t know, I am meeting with your production company today. While I respect your work as an artist, and I assume you respect mine, I was just wondering- if you happened to be around your office today – if we might put professionalism aside, and if you might let put my face on your stomach. Just for a minute. You don’t even have to look at me or talk to me while I’m doing it.

Respectfully,

Bekah