For Lefties

Hand undies? What is happening? Actually, these fingerpants are meant to prevent lefties from smudging the ink of their love poems and notes of betrayal written quickly in fourth period all over their stupid left hands. If it weren’t for the fact that I rarely actually write anymore, save my day planner, birthday cards and ransom notes, I would probably need one of these immediately, but I can probably wait to Christmas (SANTA!)

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