That’s so Undergrad

It only took me a week to accidentally lock myself out of my room. Thanks to a pretty stellar emergency housing system, I made one call, and within ten minutes, a very dapper undergrad, who 8 years ago I would have leered at on campus, charmingly and politely let me back into my room. As the electronic wheelchair door slowly opened with an errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I nearly asked him to marry me.

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