There are many reasons why I love my weird little Mom and Pop Silverlake gym, duely titled BODY BUILDERS!!!!!! One being that they greet me by name every time, another being that Adam Scott goes there, and another being this Santa. He APPEARS to be sleeping, but is actually holding a plank, and if you press his button, he does push ups. Oh Santa. We like that you’re fat! Please don’t define your abs or start drinking protein shakes / grunting in the weight section. Someone must eat all of the cookies and be lovingly referred to as ‘jolly’ and it just can’t be me. Therefore, it’s you.