In the airrrr

Oh hi, it’s me, person In the air who has today discovered that no Xanax, bloody Mary or dark chocolate can keep me from totally panicking when the plane hits bad turbulence. I am comforted slightly by the fact that I can Internet from this plane, which somehow convinces me that this plane in particular feels like it just might stay in the air. For constant updates on my anxiety level, whether or not the people next to me think I’m weird, and how many wheat thin / peanut sandwiches I’ve had, please check back CONSTanTLY. Or don’t, and like, have a nice Sunday, on the ground and stuff.

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