Captain America!

I am 100% not ashamed to admit how much I was thoroughly charmed by Captain America, like the movie, and also the man himself (though the skinny-making of the actor was super weird, like a backwards air-brushing.)  In fact, I definitely have romantic feelings for he and his moral code. Captain America reminds the contemporary young woman that it’s best to select mates who used to be little or fat, but have since grown into themselves. They’re just nicer, and better with Guns.

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