Friend Sarah Christmased me with a pair of homemade perfumes, called ‘Skirt’ and ‘Pants,’ naturally one being a girlier scent than the other. They smell amazing and I can’t wait to wear them and have people ask what is that lucious smell?! and I reply, oh nothing, it’s just the homemade perfume that my friend Sarah gave me for Christmas which are called ‘skirt’ and ‘pants’ and they all lived happily ever after.