I know you’ve been up all night wondering.
SUCCESS! We were pretty up to the last minute preparing, wrapping pigs in their blankets,dumping champagne into its tub, making boys vaccuum,
But still managed to pause and take our annual here we are, in the front of the tree! (10 dollars. Look at that little guy!)
And then SUDDENLY! Guests were upon us!
Sarah was birthdayed!
And I apparently made every Jew at the party smush their face with mine and be photographed!
You know. To make them feel welcome.