I breakfasted this morning with Bridget, my new screenwriter friend who is ALSO my first friend to make because of my blog. How VERY 2012. Pre-Dec 21. Not only is Bridget totally rad (hi) and not only are we both romantically involved with people named steve, but then also THIS happened:

I think that restaurants in LA are stomach-readers of your (stomach)soul. They are like: Oh, did you want fresh avacado and mushrooms on your spinach and goat cheese omlette? And wait, you wanted like fresh, REAL spinach, right? Because, okay, you don’t even have to ask, we are just going to give it to you.