Friend Jocey’s little brother works for the Dodgers, so we thought to ask if he could get us tickets? And boy, could he ever! Special magic box? seats, like your own little private sports-land with a table for your beer and for the food you will surely regret.

As the fans – some obnoxious, some inspirational, screamed and foamed around us, and some waves happened – some apathetic, some enthused – the Dodgers beat the cardinals 5-3, with some uh, runs being made, and balls being hit, thankfully none into my face.