I pretty much love Dan a little bit more every time I hang out with him. He’s come a long way from the jerky little kid, who, as I told my mom, I was sure was ‘going to go to jail when he grows up.’ Turns out that jerkiness was actually the roots of this really impressive stubbornness and certainty that are what makes him so great. He says he’s going to win the lottery and buy me an apartment, and I believe him.

Also, please see this cornbread SHAPED LIKE CORN.