We might have a problem. Yesterday I had my first scone with clotted cream (dreamy frosting butter??) and jam and now I pretty much want nothing else, all the time. Other exciting things include scotch eggs (a hardboiled egg INSIDE of a sausage ball, then covered with bread crumbs) and of course assorted ‘sammies’ and tea and other things that are fun to say and make me stick out like a sore thumb.

Speaking of things that are good, the Finborough has done a great job with You May Go Now, and I have done a great job with drinking too much wine and sleeping weird hours, and Lilly has been a great host, and we’ve both done a great job of watching strange high-school scripted reality shows while eating avacado’s.