Fellow peasants, this is the first year I will have to pay taxes to my King, and it ain’t no shillings or bags of rice. I am deducting as many of my mules, haystacks and as much farm equipment as possible and still owe quite a lot. For the first time ever, I feel these woes. Wait, you want to take my money? But that’s MY money! I EARNED That money!!! I can hear my Dad chuckling knowingly from here.