On a happy note, DID I MENTION THAT OOHRAH! OPENS TONIGHT? Because it does. Did I mention that I’m so freaking excited and that my parents are currently en route and we’re going to get dressed up and eat lobster (PLEASE, DAD? PLEASE?) and then go to the opening and did I also mention that I will be wearing this?

Yes. That is what I will be wearing. And falling out of. And spilling things on.