Aaron (exclamatory): Ahhhh I knew it! I KNEW The Eagles were gonna take Michael Vick, I totally called that!

(A moment.)

Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about. But I think it has something to do with sports.

Aaron: ..Michael Vick, he just served two years in jail for dog fights, he’s out now, and the Eagles took him!

Me: So he’s like the Martha Stewart of football!

Aaron:……..

 Me: I’m going to go blog about this now!