Help!!  I am suddenly being flooded with the Spams! Usually it all just goes to my spam but lately they’ve been creeping into my actual box*. Business cards and french and magic blueberries and tax deductions and work from home and no I do NOT want a snuggie or to learn French in 10 days (wait that might be kind of rad) and NO I do not want a magic fruit that will make me skinny and life much more meaningful. Wait, maybe I do want that, a little bit.  

*Heh.