I am presently babysitting the office and rehearsal spaces at Center Stage for at play productions (we exchange free labor for rehearsal space. Nice.) I  sit in a sunlit office, writing and eating fruit, while all around me, folks are sword fighting and dancing and screaming at each other, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU, YOU FOOL!!! HOW COULD YOU????? (It’s okay. They’re acting.)