Something crazy has happened in the past few days. Um, it is no longer eye-stabbingly slow at work. People are calling! Wanting things! Like the services that my company provides! The phone – it rings! It has been nearly startling. The day no longer crawls. I am no longer forced against my very will to google plane crashes or pictures of baby animals or patron www.foundshit.com. Hurrah! My purpose! My brain! MY LIFE! Thank you for calling! How may I service you??