In the realm of Corporate Housing, one often encounters these things called ‘Leasing Agents,’ or as we call them, ‘fembots,’ or ‘the apocaplypse personified,’ or ‘Lucifer in a Sweater Set.’

We’re dealing with a particularly nasty one this week in Long Island city. Someone definitely peed on her Luna Bar. When Aaron went to friendly-ly greet her in person last week, his goodnature and charm were greeted by frigidty.

Sometimes, people are people, i.e., humans. And sometimes they are robots.


Bekah: Did you meet that leasing consultant girl?

Aaron: She’s all business, man.

Bekah: Did you guys make out?

Aaron: She makes out with rattlesnakes. And then turns them into boots.


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