There once was a girl who loved iced coffee so much and so obsessively that she dreamt of it and woke up saying its name. Before she knew it, she was drinking three a …
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cold coffee: a fairy tale
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Oh, You.
Dear Manhattan, Your lodging options suck and are expensive and force people to get uber excited about the smallest things. You put a patch of grass behind an apartment and call it a garden. And …
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go-go pops!
Oh, the sweet popsicles of our youthtime. Oh, how they drip down our hands and color our crooked teeth. A good actory friend of mine, Greg Miller, recently lost his job with Bear Stern. Instead …
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The Butthole Surfers / She and Him
Wow. Not only are they still around – people pay $35 to see them. More importantly, Zooey Deschanel’s band, She and Him. How F ing cute are they? Gah. If she were any cuter, as a whole, I might …
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the book you’re reading is stupid
Instead, you should really read This. Love. Time Travel. People making out while Time Traveling. Best book I have read since the Bible or perhaps the Babysitter’s Club.
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farewell, tim
He leaves tommorrow for Kuwait. Happy thoughts, please; Happy thoughts.
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sam french!
Victory!This weekend, my short play which we will call ‘Art’ was a winner in the Samuel French Short play festival (www.samuelfrench.com/oobfestival / too lazy to link.) I was really not all that confident about the …
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dogsitting on the upper west side
….is my new favorite recreational sport. Thanks to Simon, Carrie’s sexy sweet singer/songwriter British Grown up Boyfriend man, this is presently what I am doing. It involves walking around the upper west side in little …
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vice
I am very proud of myself. I have sworn off drinking and taking pictures of myself. For real. My will power is a force to be reckoned with. Seriously. I’m not doing it anymore, At All. …
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this is not a real baby
…..ew. http://www.macphersoncrafts.com/ They are called ‘Re-born babies.’ Um. Why?