I sit around in the Middle of my Life, waiting for something big and important to happen to Change it. No, I know, we change our OWN lives, we can’t sit around waiting for it, but still. Perhaps it’s on craigslist? Probably not. Perhaps it lies somewhere in this ad I just found:

Travel Gal/Assistant (Manhattan)

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Date: 2008-05-03, 7:03AM EDT

I’m an Ivy-educated successful business exec. in my 40s who has to go to Paris, France in a few weeks for business. I’ll be there for several weeks and will also go to the South Of France. My business involves money-management for European investors. I also plan to go to Geneva and London.

I seek to hire a very presentable, smart, female assistant for six weeks beginning on May 24th. I’m offering a salary of $ 2, 000 per week plus all expenses for top hotels and first class travel. The job will involve basic marketing skills and only a few hours of work per day around the dinner hours between 6 PM and 10 PM when I meet with clients. We’ll also attend social functions. If you’re interested: Send a PHOTO and your RESUME with cell number contact information to this post and I’ll get back to you.

  • Location: Manhattan
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $ 2, 000 per week

I think it would be a lot more clear and concise if the guy just said ‘I plan on thoroughly raping you, a lot.’

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