Today, mid-spinning class, my pinky all of the sudden became all a-chub. What the H? Just swelled all up like a sweet lil flesh balloon. Now it’s all itchy and hurty and chubby and I don’t know why.

I’ve been icing the brother down and it’s sort of subsided but I just don’t want to drop dead from a blood clot/spider bite/pinky aids. There is no bite-y scary mark of any kind. What the H is going on? Can anyone diagnose me?

Also – it looks like this.

Well, you can’t really tell but – I promise it is not just in my mindhole. It itchy throbby fats, a lot. Weird. Thoughts?

If you are reading this, thank you, and I like you.